The worms await thee

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This list was submitted by USER03395 on Thursday, January 6th, 2000 at 4:08 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rosemary KennedyJanuary 7th, 200586
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Ian Dury March 27th, 200057
4Sam SneadMay 23rd, 200289
3John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
2Charles Schulz February 12th, 200077
1Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013