This list was submitted by USER02754 on Friday, January 14th, 2000 at 2:32 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Marge Schott | March 2nd, 2004 | 75 |
9 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
7 | Little Jimmy Dickens | January 2nd, 2015 | 94 |
6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
4 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
3 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
2 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
1 | Margot Kidder | May 13th, 2018 | 69 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021