For the 32nd year running, our fondest farewells to the recently departed. If they were on anybody’s list, or mattered at all, they’re here. Looking for everybody? Try the Directory.
Some of his big hits were "Liebling, was wird nun aus uns beiden", "Ich werde jede Nacht von ihnen träumen", and "Tausendmal möchte' ich dich küssen" - all of which translate into "I'm a fucking Nazi".
Well, at least he's gone to a better pla...oops - never mind.
Ohhhh, gimme some peat, boys, to fill that hole.
I'm gonna get tossed in a six foot hole and waste away...
He changed his name to Mahdi Abdul-Rahman. Good call. So much cooler than Walt Hazzard.
As coroner, I do decree
I've examined him most thoroughly
Not only is he merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!
It's not that he was JUST the cartoonist who created Family Circus, we'll have you know he ALSO did Channel Chuckles and Silly Philly, to say nothing of the fact that he was PRESIDENT of the National Cartoonists Society for 3 years, AND was close friends with Jeff MacNelly, the creator of Shoe.
That's all we got.
He went straight from The Thrilla in Manilla to The Quiver in the Liver.
3 minutes on the air once a week? And we called this guy a journalist? Car chases get more airtime than that.
Aside from being Hillary's mom, she was - wait. Why is this chick famous again?
He played piano for 9 Presidents. He's playing for 8 of them right now.
What an amazing life and career. During her working days she...well, really nothing. But in terms of her philanthropy, nobody could have...wait, nothing. But there is no denying her fierce dedication to...hmm. OK. Whatever. She was married to Bob.
Say what you want about American cars, but you have to be impressed with a Ford that runs for 93 years.
"One more thing, St. Peter..."
"Where did you get those sandals?"
Quite apart from receiving the Purple Heart, The Bronze Star and The Combat Infantryman Badge in World War II, he was Marshall Dillion on Gunsmoke. Dude was a BADASS.
Hall of Famer with 573 home runs, including a 520 footer in 1967 - and we still thought he had something to do with beer.
He once had a steamy romance with Shelley Winters. No wonder he was bisexual.
He hosted Puke-A-Mania back in the 90s. What? You never saw it? Are you serious?
So this was the guy who pioneered getting people to knock on your door at 7am to ask who you were going to vote for? What a dick.
The only thing more impressive than his baseball record was the fact that he made it out of Compton High School alive.
He died of heart failure on Valentines Day, and he wrote the song "Be Careful, It's my Heart". We all set here?
He exercised every day since he was a teenager, and ate nothing but healthy food his whole life. And he died anyway.
Born in the east, played Honey West, and has now officially gone south.
Nothing will overshadow the fact that he was the winningest coach in major college football history.
Wait. What? Seriously?
