What an amazing life and career. During her working days she...well, really nothing. But in terms of her philanthropy, nobody could have...wait, nothing. But there is no denying her fierce dedication to...hmm. OK. Whatever. She was married to Bob.
It's a matter of social record that this two-bit never-was (best known as the original Maytag repairman) was a dick.
(d) January 6th, 1997