Dolores Hope has been played on 1209 lists, including 18 lists in The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Come on and Die Already! | The Ig | 3 | 9 |
| 2. | JON3 | Jon00060 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | JON2 | Jon00060 | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | stewart50 | dodger50 | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | Toe Tag Tap | Wallbanger | 2 | 13 |
| 6. | NOW this is it! | me first | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | JON1 | Jon00060 | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | Top 10 | jchinique | 2 | 8 |
| 9. | Summertime Centenarian Hit Parade | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 6 |
| 10. | A Six foot under Blunder | shorty7ft | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | It's over go the hell home! | Crystal Balls | 1 | 8 |
| 12. | Oh, Just Die Already | WouldYouEva | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Zsa Zsa can be a new mom to kids in heaven | RottenToast | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Lord Reggie | DiamondToothGertie | 1 | 6 |
| 15. | Undine Spragg | DiamondToothGertie | 1 | 6 |
| 16. | BRM 3bagger | gfultz1 | 1 | 3 |
| 17. | Three Strikes | MBalmed | 1 | 3 |
| 18. | 3 out of ten: How hard can this be? | jwin55 | 1 | 1 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002