Oh, Just Die Already

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This list was submitted by WouldYouEva on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 at 7:00 AM PDT for The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Phyllis SchlaflySeptember 5th, 201692
9Rob SchneiderAlive62
8Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
7Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
4Ray BradburyJune 6th, 201291
3Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
2Patty AndrewsJanuary 30th, 201394
1Michael DouglasAlive81
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.

(d) October 12th, 1997