She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
He authored legendary titles like Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee, '81' Poop Hatch and When I See Mommy I Feel Like a Mummy. We miss him already.
(d) December 17th, 2010