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This list was submitted by MBalmed on Monday, May 30th, 2011 at 2:54 PM PDT for The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Gary CarterFebruary 16th, 201257
8Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
5Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
4Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
3Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
2Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
1Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003