Died December 28, 2017 · Age 94
Rose Marie
She was at opening night of the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. 16 YEARS after she started in radio. This chick had some miles on her.
64 stiffs · 2017
The Stiffs
For the 32nd year running, our fondest farewells to the recently departed. If they were on anybody’s list, or mattered at all, they’re here. Looking for everybody? Try the Directory.
Died November 18, 2017 · Age 64
Malcolm Young
Finally lost his long-running battle with American thighs.
Died November 13, 2017 · Age 99
Bobby Doerr
He was the oldest living member of the Baseball Hall of Fame until, well, recently.
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Died November 12, 2017 · Age 94
Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)
Word going around the Hollywood party scene has it that a "kinda journalist" with the initials LS may not be "off the market" for good!
Died October 24, 2017 · Age 89
Fats Domino
A stark reminder of the tragedy that awaits those who find excitement on hills made of any sort of berry.
Died October 24, 2017 · Age 89
Robert Gillaume
He was a beloved, scandal-free, African-American actor with a career that spanned more than fifty years.
Pisses us off.
Died September 30, 2017 · Age 96
Monty Hall
Out of respect, those attending his funeral should please dress as chickens.
Died September 27, 2017 · Age 91
Hugh Hefner
We salute the passing of a great American hero. Thankfully salutes are just with one hand.
Died September 13, 2017 · Age 85
Pete Domenici
He voted to impeach Clinton because of his "lewd conduct", and then got a 24 year old staffer pregnant and didn't admit it until 12 years later. Lewd indeed.
Died August 31, 2017 · Age 91
Richard Anderson
He was best known as Oscar Goldman on The Six Million Dollar Man. Right.
We said BEST known.
Died August 19, 2017 · Age 84
Dick Gregory
If you were a black civil rights activist during the Trump Presidency, you would have keeled over right about now too.
Died August 8, 2017 · Age 81
Glen Campbell
He released his last album just 2 months ago. It was titled "Adios". So, yeah. There you go.
Died July 25, 2017 · Age 89
Barbara Sinatra
Before she married Frank, she was married to Zeppo. The least popular Marx brother. Quite a life you led there, Barb.
Died July 15, 2017 · Age 89
Martin Landau
Winning an Academy Award probably paled in comparison to starring in 1981's "The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island"
Died June 16, 2017 · Age 87
Helmut Kohl
They said he was friends with Vladimir Putin. The leader of a country friends with that maniac? Man. Good thing that would never happen in the US.
Died June 15, 2017 · Age 92
Bill Dana
We know some of you are thinking "How the fuck did this guy end of famous for the purposes of this game?"
Yeah, well. That's what we are thinking too.
Died May 18, 2017 · Age 77
Roger Ailes
If you're looking for someone to blame for the dumbing down of America, you should start here. And end here.
Died April 19, 2017 · Age 27
Aaron Hernandez
Pretty good hang time for a guy that never played punter.
Died March 21, 2017 · Age 87
Chuck Barris
He joins Gene Gene The Dancing Machine in that great green room in the sky.
Died March 21, 2017 · Age 77
Jerry Krause
Despite the fact that he was considered a hardass and didn't work well with others, and despite the fact that Jordan and and Phil Jackson both hated him, he actually seemed like a real dick.
Died March 20, 2017 · Age 101
David Rockefeller
A shining example that you can have all the money in the world and you're still going to end up on this shitty website.
Died March 8, 2017 · Age 94
Lou Duva
He owned a trucking company, then became a bail bondsman - tracking those who jumped bail himself - and then got into boxing. We'll have to check - but he MAY have been Italian.
Died February 26, 2017 · Age 97
Joseph Wapner
The decision in the case of Grim Reaper v. Wapner is in. Ruling is for the plaintiff.
Died February 18, 2017 · Age 78
Omar Abdel-Rahman
Hard to bill yourself as a bad-ass terrorist when you wear a Santa hat every day of your life. Dummy.
Died February 6, 2017 · Age 102
Irwin Corey
They called him "The World's Foremost Authority". No idea for what.
Died January 27, 2017 · Age 94
Barbara Hale
She was in movies for 35 years and on TV for 48 years. And she'll still be remembered as Perry Mason's secretary. Raymond Burr can suck it.
