Ted Kennedy has been played on 455 lists, including 353 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh bye744
2.Frankie 1DePressED738
3.yeah yeah buh bye yeah yeah buh bye642
4.Frankie 2DePressED639
5.DePressED01 - An Honorary Degree Too ManyDePressED637
6.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED636
7.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Thunder RunFTG632
8.Kolchak: The Night Stalker 2Kolchak the Night Stalker540
9.And Then There Were NoneDePressED539
10.DePressED02 - I've Had The Time Of My LifeDePressED539
11.2009 Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots538
12.2009 Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots538
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14.Beaten By A Connie Chung ChristmasRD02537
15.DePressED12 - All DunneDePressED537
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18.DePressED03 - I'll Raise You One PancreasDePressED536
19.I Don't Know The Way You Came AliveDePressED536
20.2009 Feasting Maggots 6Feasting Maggots535
21.DePressED09 - You're Still Hanging Around?DePressED535
22.We Spin TerrorUSER01145535
23.Venus LovemotionDePressED534
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25.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED533
26.Death Soup: Ghost Of A ChanceMJ and Friends532
27.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Three Violent PeopleFTG532
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38.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: ChemosabeFTG527
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40.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED524
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55.You Couldn't Die Last Year, ya Fuck?USER00750430
56.AIEEEE!!! THEY GOT FRANK!RD02429
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59.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED429
60.Von Ryan's ExpressTaugh429
61.Where the HekawiFTG429
62.Don't Be Like Ellie Nesler NowRD02428
63.Loki IIILoki428
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65.Doc & DJ--Steve Walks Warily Down the Street?Doc & DJ426
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77.JT02: Smile and Say, SHIT!Tripper423
78.Cash from CancerCash From Cancer422
79.Forrest Tucker's Ghost Face KillaFTG422
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91.E-Brake2: Winner WInner Chicken DinnerE-Brake327
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103.DGD - You Got Another Thing Dying DGD324
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111.Toonces Doesn't Drive Well EitherRhody Trash323
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196.DGD - Spiro Agnew Must Die! Oh, wait? DGD217
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266.It's about time you left...northern reaper27
267.Just a Ghoul Who Cain't Say Noevilredhead27
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013