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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy has been played on 455 lists all-time, including 353 in this game.

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1yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye744
2Frankie 1DePressEDDePressED738
3yeah yeah buh bye yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye642
4Frankie 2DePressEDDePressED639
5DePressED01 - An Honorary Degree Too ManyDePressEDDePressED637
6Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressEDDePressED636
7Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Thunder RunFTGFTG632
8Kolchak: The Night Stalker 2Kolchak the Night StalkerKolchak the Night Stalker540
9And Then There Were NoneDePressEDDePressED539
10DePressED02 - I've Had The Time Of My LifeDePressEDDePressED539
112009 Feasting Maggots 2Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots538
122009 Feasting Maggots 3Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots538
132009 Feasting Maggots 5Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots537
14Beaten By A Connie Chung ChristmasRD02RD02537
15DePressED12 - All DunneDePressEDDePressED537
162009 Feasting Maggots 1Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots536
172009 Feasting Maggots 4Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots536
18DePressED03 - I'll Raise You One PancreasDePressEDDePressED536
19I Don't Know The Way You Came AliveDePressEDDePressED536
202009 Feasting Maggots 6Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots535
21DePressED09 - You're Still Hanging Around?DePressEDDePressED535
22We Spin TerrorUSER01145USER01145535
23Venus LovemotionDePressEDDePressED534
24yeah yeah buh bye 2yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye534
25News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressEDDePressED533
26Death Soup: Ghost Of A ChanceMJ and FriendsMJ and Friends532
27Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Three Violent PeopleFTGFTG532
28Forrest Tucker's Ghost: TimestalkersFTGFTG532
29Four Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past532
30The Lynch MobTaughTaugh532
31!000002000002531
32DePressED10 - At The Tone Leave Your NameDePressEDDePressED531
33DePressED11 - And Who Exactly Is Bill Shamblin?DePressEDDePressED531
34Kolchak: The Night Stalker 1Kolchak the Night StalkerKolchak the Night Stalker530
35ZoomMasterDePressEDDePressED529
36Daisy A Day DearDePressEDDePressED528
37Rhododendrons are growing out of my buttUSER02598USER02598528
38Forrest Tucker's Ghost: ChemosabeFTGFTG527
39Bury CorpesinFTGFTG525
40The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressEDDePressED524
41DePressED04 - Cancer ClubDePressEDDePressED522
42Cannot Make Fur Coat From Feather of GooseFTGFTG434
43Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressEDDePressED434
44Guess Who Died? 1ZUSER01484ZUSER01484433
45Guess Who Died? 2ZUSER01484ZUSER01484433
46Guess Who Died? 3ZUSER01484ZUSER01484433
47yeah yeah buh bye 6yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye433
48DePressED07 - Down Cemetery Road For RealDePressEDDePressED431
49No Viagra NeededNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed431
50NVN: Lights out weirdosNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed431
51The Dirt NappersTaughTaugh431
52yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye431
53yeah yeah buh bye 5yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye431
54Hurry up and die already part Ihurryupndiealreadyhurryupndiealready430
55You Couldn't Die Last Year, ya Fuck?USER00750USER00750430
56AIEEEE!!! THEY GOT FRANK!RD02RD02429
57Counting bodies Like SheepDGambrinusDGambrinus429
58Ghost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past429
59Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressEDDePressED429
60Von Ryan's ExpressTaughTaugh429
61Where the HekawiFTGFTG429
62Don't Be Like Ellie Nesler NowRD02RD02428
63Loki IIILokiLoki428
64Chicago Jake 1: Hold Me Closer, Tiny CancerChicago JakeChicago Jake427
65Doc & DJ--Steve Walks Warily Down the Street?Doc & DJDoc & DJ426
66FTG: Iron Horse Robber Go HomeFTGFTG426
67Who the Fuck CaresUSER00750USER00750426
68Nineteen Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past425
69Death Race 2009USER02395USER02395424
70DIE you fucking WEASELS!USER02599USER02599424
71ErahUSER00750USER00750424
72vg-Nobody puts Swayze with a coronervomit_godvomit_god424
73!!!!!!000002000002423
74Everything's Deader in TexasBluelenaBluelena423
75Forrest Tucker's Ghost in the MachineFTGFTG423
76Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Space Age PlasticFTGFTG423
77JT02: Smile and Say, SHIT!TripperTripper423
78Cash from CancerCash From CancerCash From Cancer422
79Forrest Tucker's Ghost Face KillaFTGFTG422
80Jeff Bird #11BirdBird422
81DePressED06 - In The Water On 15 In 86DePressEDDePressED420
82Wracked Kharma FreezeWrackedWracked420
83DePressED08 - Too Lovely To DieDePressEDDePressED419
84Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet Gun FTGFTG419
85Run Run StopUSER00750USER00750416
86ReaperMadness #2ReaperMadnessReaperMadness415
87Cartman- Roger's Third EarUSER01013USER01013327
88Death Soup: Gross UrningsMJ and FriendsMJ and Friends327
89DGD - Something (In the Way She Smells?) DGDDGD327
90E-Brake1: Que Sara, SarahE-BrakeE-Brake327
91E-Brake2: Winner WInner Chicken DinnerE-BrakeE-Brake327
92SirDrexl's StiffsSirDrexlSirDrexl327
93Three Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past327
94Eight Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past326
95NVN: Preston and Steve RockNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed326
96rotting girl 45rotting girl 45rotting girl 45326
97Atomic DogfuckerUSER02598USER02598325
98NVN: Phillies 08 World FUCKING ChampionsNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed325
99NVN: Suzie and Charlie go to hellNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed325
100DGD - Don't Fear The Reaper DGDDGD324
101DGD - Me & Julio Down By the Graveyard DGDDGD324
102DGD - Wish You Weren't Here DGDDGD324
103DGD - You Got Another Thing Dying DGDDGD324
104Does He Know He's an Asshole?USER00750USER00750324
105MBalmedMBalmedMBalmed324
106RADTEX: His and HearseRadtexRadtex324
107RADTEX: I Hearse You Been CoffinRadtexRadtex324
108RADTEX: Tumor Makes a Does-InRadtexRadtex324
109!!000002000002323
110Death Becomes YouUSER02602USER02602323
111Toonces Doesn't Drive Well EitherRhody TrashRhody Trash323
112!!!!!000002000002322
113DGD - What is and What Should Never Be DGDDGD322
114DIE you fucking RODENTS!!USER02599USER02599322
115Good Luck -- We're All Counting on You...to Diealan smitheealan smithee322
116NVN: may I have 10000 marbles pleaseNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed322
117Yes, Have Some ... Deathalan smitheealan smithee322
118Dr. Steve 1Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
119Dr. Steve 2Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
120Dr. Steve 3Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
121Dr. Steve 4Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
122Dr. Steve 5Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
123Dr. Steve 6Dr. SteveDr. Steve321
124POTUS 7USER02464USER02464321
125Betty Ford's Facelift BackfiresRhody TrashRhody Trash320
126BringoutyerdeadMr HappyMr Happy320
127Cash from Cancer 2Cash From CancerCash From Cancer320
128Cash from Cancer 6Cash From CancerCash From Cancer320
129DGD - Fight The Good Fight, Then Die DGDDGD320
130I Can't Win But It's FreeRhody TrashRhody Trash320
131Jeff Bird #2BirdBird320
132Jeff Bird #3BirdBird320
133Jeff Bird #5BirdBird320
134Jeff Bird #8BirdBird320
135NVN:shewaslightingafartandherbushcaughtfireNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed320
136Pauly Shore is Still DeadUSER02524USER02524320
137Seven Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past320
138vg-Please die and make my girlfriend $3K richervomit_godvomit_god320
139Chicken at Tresky's 1Chicken at Tresky'sChicken at Tresky's319
140Marked For TermiNeyTionTermiNeyTorTermiNeyTor319
141Never Forget Sonny BlochUSER00506USER00506319
142The Witches HammerUSER02537USER02537319
143!!!000002000002318
144Die 4 Me Willya 2009-1ChickeydChickeyd318
145Jeff Bird #12BirdBird318
146alottagoodalltheprayingdidNice SickoNice Sicko317
147Lots o' sick bastardsBJCx78BJCx78317
148Dead KennedysReaperMadnessReaperMadness315
149EMFC Seve B is soon to be six underEMFCoffinEMFCoffin312
150I'm Back!!BibsPalBibsPal312
151Wun Hung Lo 06USER01531USER01531312
152Come On I Wanna See Em In A Mausoliem(c)EdRulzEdRulz38
153Come On I Wanna See Em In A Mausoliem(a)EdRulzEdRulz37
154Dead AheadUSER02602USER02602219
155DEEJDEEJDEEJ219
156DEEJ IIDEEJDEEJ219
157DGD - Ooo oo, That Smell DGDDGD219
158dingy momome firstme first219
159Doktor RobertUSER01896USER01896219
160DXROBUSER01896USER01896219
161GhoulashGhoulashGhoulash219
162Jeff Bird #1BirdBird219
163Jeff Bird #10BirdBird219
164Jeff Bird #4BirdBird219
165Jeff Bird #6BirdBird219
166Jeff Bird #7BirdBird219
167Jeff Bird #9BirdBird219
168Little GhoulashGhoulashGhoulash219
169MARY TYLER MORGUEMary Tyler MorgueMary Tyler Morgue219
170Ned KellyUSER01896USER01896219
171NVN: sorry lady your kids uglyNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed219
172NVN: The girl likes gooNo Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed219
173Offal Truth 2USER01797USER01797219
174Otis' Cirrhosis from Rafe Hollister's StillKudsKroakersKudsKroakers219
175R.I.P.WonderlandWonderland219
176Rest in PiecesPeople MeatPeople Meat219
177RESTINPIECES 2Bucket KickersBucket Kickers219
178RJ Thurmont: New MeatRJ ThurmontRJ Thurmont219
179Susie SickoSusie SickoSusie Sicko219
180Susie's DeadbeatsSusie SickoSusie Sicko219
181A Jolly Dead FellowFluvensonFluvenson218
182Death- I Sell BoozeJayRockers!JayRockers!218
183Flatliners 1The ShadowThe Shadow218
184My Last Ten FuneralsJerrytopdownJerrytopdown218
185My Ten FuneralsJerrytopdownJerrytopdown218
186Old FezziwigUSER00336USER00336218
187Putting the FUN in FUNeralUSER01387USER01387218
188Team KessUSER02574USER02574218
1896 FEET UNDER0249502495217
190But Is It IIBut Is It Art?But Is It Art?217
191Cash from Cancer 3Cash From CancerCash From Cancer217
192Death Rattle: Bright, Shiny Facesanarchessanarchess217
193DeathriderUSER01275USER01275217
194DGD - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath DGDDGD217
195DGD - Someday, they WILL hang that SOB DGDDGD217
196DGD - Spiro Agnew Must Die! Oh, wait? DGDDGD217
197DieSuckaDie_1USER02496USER02496217
198DieSuckaDie_2USER02496USER02496217
199Don't Fuck With Me!USER02583USER02583217
200Flatliners 2The ShadowThe Shadow217
201JT03: Pushin' DaisiesTripperTripper217
202Paulapoo the Firstpaulapoopaulapoo217
203Star StruckUSER02609USER02609217
204But Is It IIIBut Is It Art?But Is It Art?216
205Death March1BCeltics1BCeltics216
206Lights Out In The Boston HillsJokerJoker216
207My goo smells like cabbageUSER02598USER02598216
208NO SHAME NO SHAME 2USER00809USER00809216
209(Don't Fear) The ReaperUSER01832USER01832215
210baby needs a new pair of shoesSAW THE LIGHTSAW THE LIGHT215
211Dead Paul down the HallHuckleberryHuckleberry215
212DIE you fucking RATS!!!USER02599USER02599215
213Geaux SaintsUSER02609USER02609215
214Hope Sprins a LeakUSER00750USER00750215
215Jane HathawayJaneguyJaneguy215
216Making the News One Last TimeGregDeanGregDean215
217My Other Ten FuneralsJerrytopdownJerrytopdown215
218Offal Truth 1USER01797USER01797215
219psychicdeathPsychicDeathPsychicDeath215
220PutrescineDoozyDoozy215
221Putting the FUN in FUNeral 2USER01387USER01387215
222Roger GowiththrottleupRoger GowiththrottleupRoger Gowiththrottleup215
223Rogue MarineRogue MarineRogue Marine215
224Start DiggingUSER01832USER01832215
225Susie's DeadmeatsSusie SickoSusie Sicko215
226The Chick Magnet 02USER01531USER01531215
227CadaverineDoozyDoozy214
228Death DefyingUSER02602USER02602214
229Jackalope GhostJackalope_GhostJackalope_Ghost214
230LD 100Roger GowiththrottleupRoger Gowiththrottleup214
231NO SHAME NO SHAMEUSER00809USER00809214
232Six Ghosts of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs PastGhost of Stiffs Past214
233all gomers die of somethinglindberghlindbergh213
234brenda's bodiesDRave13DRave13213
235Destroyers 1USER00977USER00977213
236EMFC Mary Jo & the Big C are in Teddy's headEMFCoffinEMFCoffin213
237Kid GhoulashGhoulashGhoulash213
238Otis' Cirrhosis from Jubal Foster's StillKudsKroakersKudsKroakers213
239Satan's Waitin'Barker J. WagtailBarker J. Wagtail213
240The Chick Magnet 03USER01531USER01531213
241Trout's Dead FishTroutTrout213
242Cemetery Girls 3Cemetery GirlsCemetery Girls212
243Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead ManMJ and FriendsMJ and Friends212
244No More BMS 3Digger O Dell 10Digger O Dell 10212
245Reap 'Em & Weep #2USER00557USER00557212
246Team Formalin IIanarchessanarchess212
247This is how rumors get started 2009USER02248USER02248212
248Death Dujorfireflytfireflyt211
249Going for the MoldDoozyDoozy211
250Let the Bodies Hit the FloorDixie_CrystalDixie_Crystal211
251Rachel's List 3Rachel ARachel A211
252The Chick Magnet 01USER01531USER01531211
253Wun Hung Lo 03USER01531USER01531211
254Afraid of the Dark? #3Minnesota NeilMinnesota Neil210
255Biffs Boneyard 2USER02367USER02367210
256Buh-bye!Dead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E210
257Death Soup: Death Watch BeatlesMJ and FriendsMJ and Friends210
258Dr. ShockMarkMxMarkMx210
259JMD - Dirt Nap DecathlonMr WonderfulMr Wonderful210
260Wun Hung Lo 05USER01531USER01531210
261Wun Hung Lo 10USER01531USER01531210
262Duh-duh-duh deadDead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E29
263TopNotch1McMurdoManMcMurdoMan29
264Dying to WinTitanPilot583TitanPilot58328
265Canaries in a Coal MineRoger GowiththrottleupRoger Gowiththrottleup27
266It's about time you left...northern reapernorthern reaper27
267Just a Ghoul Who Cain't Say Noevilredheadevilredhead27
268BratpackUSER02461USER0246126
269Come On I Wanna See Em In A Mausoliem(b)EdRulzEdRulz26
270In The GroundIn the Box Looking UpIn the Box Looking Up26
271Rachel's List 1Rachel ARachel A26
272! ALBRECHT SAYS DIEAlbrechtAlbrecht25
273FlamingoNut3FlamingoNutFlamingoNut25
274Martha PearlDianeDiane25
275Soul HuntersHunterbeerHunterbeer25
276TheWizardofWestwoodFroggyBFroggyB25
277Destroyers 3USER00977USER0097723
278Goddammit1goddammitgoddammit23
279Thank Heaven for Little Ghouls evilredheadevilredhead23
280Aiming for Asystole Again LDM 1USER01857USER01857110
281Aiming for Asystole Again LDM 2USER01857USER01857110
282Aiming for Asystole Again LDM XUSER01857USER01857110
283Beaurocratic Magget BearersUSER02609USER02609110
284connies boyme firstme first110
285connies boy 2me firstme first110
286CROSSING OVER0249502495110
287Dead Kennedys Cover BandTitanPilot583TitanPilot583110
288Deathwish 2009 the FirstDeathWishDeathWish110
289DGD - Dust in the Wind DGDDGD110
290DGD - Heaven or Hell DGDDGD110
291DGD - This Ain't the Summer of Love DGDDGD110
292DieSuckaDie_3USER02496USER02496110
293Do You Like Phil Collins?alan smitheealan smithee110
294Drunkin Bi polar BimboAngelasMotherAngelasMother110
295god told me some firstme first110
296Gol Durn Liberals and a few other idiotsDEEJDEEJ110
297I Think I Just Fartednorthern reapernorthern reaper110
298Lilsqueaky's Non-Squeakerslilsqueakyonelilsqueakyone110
299Lizzie BordenJackalope_GhostJackalope_Ghost110
300No More BMS 2Digger O Dell 10Digger O Dell 10110
301Northern Reaper Guessing Againnorthern reapernorthern reaper110
302PUSHING UP DAISIES0249502495110
303Suit 1 - Uncle TeddyPezintreePezintree110
304Taking a Stance No MoreGregDeanGregDean110
305Thats All Folks 1Digger O Dell 10Digger O Dell 10110
306You've got to keep dyingUSER02045USER02045110
307Cartman- Happy Deathday To YouUSER01013USER0101319
308Dead List WalkingDead Person Specialist, EDead Person Specialist, E19
309Dying to Win 2TitanPilot583TitanPilot58319
310Next ListGanefManxGanefManx19
311RJ Thurmont: One Breath From DeathRJ ThurmontRJ Thurmont19
312SJJ HEYUSER00492USER0049219
313Wun Hung Lo 01USER01531USER0153119
314Wun Hung Lo 04USER01531USER0153119
315Wun Hung Lo 12USER01531USER0153119
316Beer HogsUSER02535USER0253518
317Burry'n Bill Burry'n BillBurry'n Bill18
318Gator HaterDEEJDEEJ18
319No More BMSDigger O Dell 10Digger O Dell 1018
320vg-We're the Dead Kennedys&we approve this listvomit_godvomit_god18
321Wun Hung Lo 02USER01531USER0153118
322Wun Hung Lo 11USER01531USER0153118
323DGD - Goin' Through the Motions DGDDGD17
324DGD - Take Me AwayDGDDGD17
325Last ListGanefManxGanefManx17
326Norther Reaper Keep Kickin', Peoplenorthern reapernorthern reaper17
327Northern Reaper My Last Listnorthern reapernorthern reaper17
328TopNotch6McMurdoManMcMurdoMan17
3291. I LOVE THE DEADUSER00070USER0007016
330Abra CadaverUSER02548USER0254816
331Cadillacj1CadillacJCadillacJ16
332HERE I COME coachgarycoachgary16
333Jnik2USER00353USER0035316
334One Last Kick at the Cannorthern reapernorthern reaper16
335Rachel's List 2Rachel ARachel A16
336September MournRadlerRadler16
337The Night GalleryDiamondToothGertieDiamondToothGertie16
338They're Fucked listnorthern reapernorthern reaper16
339We're Drivin' the Bus to Hell, AgainRat BastardRat Bastard16
340A Grateful Deadhead IIIJudysomethingJudysomething15
341Death Wish, the SequelHellbound AnywayHellbound Anyway15
342NO SHAME NO SHAME 3USER00809USER0080915
343Skateway to Heavenwsprottewsprotte15
344theyarealloldorsickUSER01206USER0120615
345A Waste of Timenorthern reapernorthern reaper14
346A Weighty Issuenorthern reapernorthern reaper14
347deathbitch rides againPIANOGIRLPIANOGIRL14
348Jackalope Ghost - Uncle Floyd's RevengeJackalope_GhostJackalope_Ghost14
349deathbitch unbridledPIANOGIRLPIANOGIRL13
350First ListGanefManxGanefManx12
351Suck the coffin mushroom now!DiamondToothGertieDiamondToothGertie12
352IvyCliff Memorial 2009hodag21378hodag2137811
353Paul Anthony TTrajanTrajan11

Guess the stiff · died 2011

In baseball parlance, he took a beanball.