This list was submitted by Bird on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 12:03 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 9 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 8 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 7 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 3 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 2 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 1 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
| 25 points | 5 hits |
Forgive us if we wax nostalgic for a moment, but our feelings for this actor simply cannot go unspoken. There was something about his face, or maybe it was the way he spoke, that made us just want to kick his teeth in.
(d) October 3rd, 1998