Cemetery Girls 3

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This list was submitted by Cemetery Girls on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 5:17 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
9Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
8Dominick Dunne August 26th, 200983
7Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
6Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
1Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002