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This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 9:02 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
9Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
6Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
5Michael J. FoxAlive59
4Amy WinehouseJuly 23rd, 201127
3Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1John ForsytheApril 1st, 201092
25 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The colossal cosmic clock clangs out closing time for Cliffy. This clandestine, client-collecting clown has climbed into the clay and clover club. Clearly, we have closure.

(d) October 10th, 1998