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This list was submitted by USER01531 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 8:46 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Seve BallesterosMay 7th, 201154
9Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
8Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
7Lou HensonJuly 25th, 202088
6Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
5King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
4Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
3Dom DeLuise May 5th, 200975
2Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
1Not Famous 
26 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998