This list was submitted by USER01531 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 8:46 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Seve Ballesteros||May 7th, 2011||54|
|9||Ted Kennedy||August 25th, 2009||77|
|8||Claude Levi-Strauss||November 1st, 2009||100|
|7||Lou Henson||July 25th, 2020||88|
|6||Eunice Shriver||August 11th, 2009||88|
|5||King Sihanouk||October 14th, 2012||89|
|4||Merle Haggard||April 6th, 2016||79|
|3||Dom DeLuise||May 5th, 2009||75|
|2||Fats Domino||October 24th, 2017||89|
|26 points||4 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998