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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Old Fezziwig

Submitted by USER00336 on December 27, 2008.

Score
2hits so far
18tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Patrick Swayze hitSep 14, 2009 Sep 14, 2009 57
9 Seve BallesterosMay 7, 2011 May 7, 2011 54
8 Ted Kennedy hitAug 25, 2009 Aug 25, 2009 77
7 Steve JobsOct 5, 2011 Oct 5, 2011 56
6 Peter FalkJun 23, 2011 Jun 23, 2011 83
5 Robert ByrdJun 28, 2010 Jun 28, 2010 92
4 Ariel SharonJan 11, 2014 Jan 11, 2014 85
3 Harlan EllisonJun 28, 2018 Jun 28, 2018 84
2 Suzanne SomersOct 15, 2023 Oct 15, 2023 76
1 George Steinbrenner Jul 13, 2010 Jul 13, 2010 80

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?