This list was submitted by USER00809 on Monday, December 29th, 2008 at 4:59 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 9 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 8 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 7 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
| 6 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
| 5 | C. Everett Koop | February 25th, 2013 | 96 |
| 4 | Ravi Shankar | December 11th, 2012 | 92 |
| 3 | Sherwood Schwartz | July 12th, 2011 | 94 |
| 2 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
| 1 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998