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This list was submitted by USER00809 on Monday, December 29th, 2008 at 4:59 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
9Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
8Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
7Les Paul August 13th, 200994
6Walter Cronkite July 17th, 200992
5C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
4Ravi ShankarDecember 11th, 201292
3Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
2David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
1Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998