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This list was submitted by USER02248 on Saturday, December 27th, 2008 at 12:08 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
7John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
4Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
3Ed McMahon June 23rd, 200986
2Dominick Dunne August 26th, 200983
1Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021