This list was submitted by USER02248 on Saturday, December 27th, 2008 at 12:08 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
8 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
7 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
4 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
3 | Ed McMahon | June 23rd, 2009 | 86 |
2 | Dominick Dunne | August 26th, 2009 | 83 |
1 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
23 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021