This is how rumors get started 2009

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This list was submitted by USER02248 on Saturday, December 27th, 2008 at 12:08 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
7John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
4Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
3Ed McMahon June 23rd, 200986
2Dominick Dunne August 26th, 200983
1Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003