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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 3:24 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Susan Atkins September 25th, 200961
9Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
6Bob Novak August 18th, 200978
5Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
4Elizabeth EdwardsDecember 7th, 201061
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Rise StevensMarch 20th, 201399
1Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003