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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

My Last Ten Funerals

Submitted by Jerrytopdown on December 31, 2008.

Score
3hits so far
27tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Ted Kennedy hitAug 25, 2009 Aug 25, 2009 77
9 Karl Malden hitJul 1, 2009 Jul 1, 2009 97
8 Walter Cronkite hitJul 17, 2009 Jul 17, 2009 92
7 Harry MorganDec 7, 2011 Dec 7, 2011 96
6 Margaret ThatcherApr 8, 2013 Apr 8, 2013 87
5 Rose MarieDec 28, 2017 Dec 28, 2017 94
4 Betty FordJul 8, 2011 Jul 8, 2011 93
3 Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016 Nov 25, 2016 90
2 Sid CaesarFeb 12, 2014 Feb 12, 2014 91
1 Carl ReinerJun 29, 2020 Jun 29, 2020 98

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.