Beaurocratic Magget Bearers

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This list was submitted by USER02609 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 9:53 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
9Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
8Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
7Elizabeth EdwardsDecember 7th, 201061
6Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Dick CheneyAlive84
2George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
1Alan GreenspanAlive99
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998