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The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Atomic Dogfucker

Submitted by USER02598 on December 31, 2008.

Score
3hits so far
25tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Ted Kennedy hitAug 25, 2009 Aug 25, 2009 77
9 Bob Novak hitAug 18, 2009 Aug 18, 2009 78
8 Seve BallesterosMay 7, 2011 May 7, 2011 54
7 Run Run ShawJan 6, 2014 Jan 6, 2014 106
6 Patrick Swayze hitSep 14, 2009 Sep 14, 2009 57
5 Chemical AliJan 25, 2010 Jan 25, 2010 68
4 Elizabeth EdwardsDec 7, 2010 Dec 7, 2010 61
3 Art LinkletterMay 26, 2010 May 26, 2010 97
2 Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016 Nov 25, 2016 90
1 Merle HaggardApr 6, 2016 Apr 6, 2016 79

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.