This list was submitted by Bird on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 12:03 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 9 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 8 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 7 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 6 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 5 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 3 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 2 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 1 | Susan Atkins | September 25th, 2009 | 61 |
| 31 points | 5 hits |
He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
(d) December 24th, 2012