This list was submitted by GanefManx on Friday, December 26th, 2008 at 8:21 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
9 | Robert Mugabe | September 5th, 2019 | 95 |
8 | Larry King | January 23rd, 2021 | 87 |
7 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
6 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
5 | C. Everett Koop | February 25th, 2013 | 96 |
4 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
3 | Neil Armstrong | August 25th, 2012 | 82 |
2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
1 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
7 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003