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This list was submitted by Rhody Trash on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 8:41 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Novak August 18th, 200978
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
7Claiborne Pell January 1st, 200990
6Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
3Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
2Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
1Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
33 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999