Hurry up and die already part I

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This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
9Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
8Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
7Susan Atkins September 25th, 200961
6Bob Novak August 18th, 200978
5Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
3Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
2John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
1Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014