This list was submitted by Wonderland on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 9:21 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
9 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
7 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
6 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 | George Jones | April 26th, 2013 | 81 |
4 | Ed McMahon | June 23rd, 2009 | 86 |
3 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
2 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
1 | Jerry Stiller | May 11th, 2020 | 92 |
30 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998