The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

The Chick Magnet 01

Submitted by USER01531 on December 31, 2008.

Score

4hits so far

24tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Seve BallesterosMay 7, 2011	May 7, 2011	54
9	Lou HensonJul 25, 2020	Jul 25, 2020	88
8	Claude Levi-Strauss hitNov 1, 2009	Nov 1, 2009	100
7	Ted Kennedy hitAug 25, 2009	Aug 25, 2009	77
6	Merle HaggardApr 6, 2016	Apr 6, 2016	79
5	Eunice Shriver hitAug 11, 2009	Aug 11, 2009	88
4	Patrick Swayze hitSep 14, 2009	Sep 14, 2009	57
3	King SihanoukOct 14, 2012	Oct 14, 2012	89
2	Milly Del RubioJul 21, 2011	Jul 21, 2011	89
1	Dolores HopeSep 19, 2011	Sep 19, 2011	102

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!