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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Monday, December 29th, 2008 at 9:13 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Captain BeefheartDecember 17th, 201069
9Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
8Army Archerd September 8th, 200987
7Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
6Charles DurningDecember 24th, 201289
5Dick TrickleMay 16th, 201371
4Dom DeLuise May 5th, 200975
3Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
2Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
1Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998