He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
If you've never seen the original Bedazzled, shut off this stupid computer and go watch it immediately.
(d) January 9th, 1995