He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
It's pretty tough to beat "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose".
(d) January 2nd, 2015