This list was submitted by Bird on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 12:18 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 9 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 8 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 7 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 5 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 4 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 3 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 2 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 1 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
| 27 points | 5 hits |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002