This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 3:19 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Susan Atkins | September 25th, 2009 | 61 |
| 9 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 8 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 7 | Corazon Aquino | July 31st, 2009 | 76 |
| 6 | Joseph Ferguson | Alive | 76 |
| 5 | Elizabeth Edwards | December 7th, 2010 | 61 |
| 4 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 3 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 2 | Stephen Stills | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
| 26 points | 3 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000