Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead Man

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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 4:37 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
9Ted Kennedy August 25th, 200977
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Karl Malden July 1st, 200997
6Farrah Fawcett June 25th, 200962
5Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
4Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
3Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
2Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
1Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
27 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003