The Stiffs for 2019
For the 25th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.
If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.
If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.
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Peter Tork · 77February 13th, 1942 - February 21st, 2019
Bass player for a fake band. This is one of those days for us.
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Lyndon LaRouche · 96September 8th, 1922 - February 12th, 2019
He ran for President 8 times. He was the FIRST proof than any crazy nutbag can run for President.
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Jan-Michael Vincent · 74July 15th, 1944 - February 10th, 2019
Two first names, like 10 drunk driving convictions, a secret prosthetic leg, AND they waited a MONTH to point out that he was dead. What was the DEAL with this guy?
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Kaye Ballard · 93November 20th, 1925 - January 21st, 2019
Her big catchphrase was "Good luck with your MOUTH!" - so, umm, yeah.
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Mel Stottlemyre · 77November 13th, 1941 - January 13th, 2019
There’s simply nothing funny about a well-respected pitching coach.
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Bob Einstein · 76November 10th, 1942 - January 2nd, 2019
And for our first stiff of the year - a fake stuntman. AWESOME.