For the 26th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.

If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.

If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.

Choose any date combination:      
Honor Blackman

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Honor Blackman · 94

August 22nd, 1925 - April 5th, 2020


She was 94. Let’s be honest: The galore was gone.

Tom Dempsey

19

Tom Dempsey · 73

January 12th, 1947 - April 4th, 2020


Even we have to tip our hat to an NFL placekicker born without toes.

Kenny Rogers

18

Kenny Rogers · 81

August 21st, 1938 - March 20th, 2020


Not many people can write a hit song about gang rape.

Max von Sydow

17

Max von Sydow · 90

April 10th, 1929 - March 8th, 2020


It takes some range to play Jesus Christ and Ming the Merciless.

Javier de Cuellar

16

Javier de Cuellar · 100

January 19th, 1920 - March 4th, 2020


He finally relinquished his grip on the coveted claim of being the oldest living former Peruvian prime minister.

James Lipton

15

James Lipton · 93

September 19th, 1926 - March 2nd, 2020


The fact that he was a pimp in Paris for a time seems to have been overshadowed by his skill at interviewing actors.

Jack Welch

14

Jack Welch · 84

November 19th, 1935 - March 1st, 2020


Lights out.

Clive Cussler

13

Clive Cussler · 88

July 15th, 1931 - February 26th, 2020


Check out his latest book "Decomposing Old White Guy".

Hosni Mubarak

12

Hosni Mubarak · 91

May 4th, 1928 - February 25th, 2020


Croak like an Egyptian.

Robert Conrad

11

Robert Conrad · 89

March 1st, 1930 - February 8th, 2020


He recorded a song called Bye Bye Baby, acted in Wild Wild West and Baa Baa Black Sheep and is now busy working on his latest project, Bye Bye Bobby.

Orson Bean

10

Orson Bean · 91

July 22nd, 1928 - February 7th, 2020


Planted.

Kirk Douglas

9

Kirk Douglas · 103

December 9th, 1916 - February 5th, 2020


Now in a gunfight at the way, WAY less than OK Corral.

Mary Higgins Clark

8

Mary Higgins Clark · 92

December 24th, 1927 - January 31st, 2020


The plot thins.

Kobe Bryant

7

Kobe Bryant · 41

August 23rd, 1978 - January 26th, 2020


Dude goes down in a helicopter with his daughter and you came here to see what nasty thing we write about him? What is WRONG with you?

Just kidding. We couldn't think of anything.

Terry Jones

6

Terry Jones · 77

February 1st, 1942 - January 21st, 2020


Spammed.

Buck Henry

5

Buck Henry · 89

December 9th, 1930 - January 8th, 2020


Say what you will about the guy who played the pedophile babysitter on SNL - we liked him.

Neil Peart

4

Neil Peart · 67

September 12th, 1952 - January 7th, 2020


In no rush. At all.

Sam Wyche

3

Sam Wyche · 75

January 5th, 1945 - January 5th, 2020


No huddle.

Don Larsen

2

Don Larsen · 90

August 7th, 1929 - January 1st, 2020


First stiff of the year, and it's a Yankee. 2020 is looking good already.

David Stern

1

David Stern · 77

September 22nd, 1942 - January 1st, 2020


NBA commish for 30 years and only had FOUR lockouts! Talk about your overachiever!

 

 

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You think that Village People song is about this little weirdo? Yeah - so do we.

(d) November 24th, 2012