For the 30th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.

If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.

If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.

Choose any date combination:      
O.J. Simpson

12

O.J. Simpson · 76

July 9th, 1947 - April 10th, 2024


If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.

Louis Gossett

11

Louis Gossett · 87

May 27th, 1936 - March 29th, 2024


He had nowhere else to go.

Joseph Lieberman

10

Joseph Lieberman · 82

February 24th, 1942 - March 27th, 2024


He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.

Steve Lawrence

9

Steve Lawrence · 88

July 8th, 1935 - March 7th, 2024


Go away, little boy.

Richard Lewis

8

Richard Lewis · 76

June 29th, 1947 - February 27th, 2024


Curbed.

Toby Keith

7

Toby Keith · 62

July 8th, 1961 - February 6th, 2024


Well? How DO you like him now?

Carl Weathers

6

Carl Weathers · 76

January 14th, 1948 - February 1st, 2024


There is no tomorrow!

Charles Osgood

5

Charles Osgood · 91

January 8th, 1933 - January 23rd, 2024


Yeah, yeah - broadcasting hall of fame and all of that - but did you know he was the narrator for Horton Hears a Who?

Norman Jewison

4

Norman Jewison · 97

July 21st, 1926 - January 20th, 2024


D.E.A.D.

Joyce Randolph

3

Joyce Randolph · 99

October 21st, 1924 - January 13th, 2024


Everyone's favorite Trixie.

Glynis Johns

2

Glynis Johns · 100

October 5th, 1923 - January 4th, 2024


As usual, we start out the year with a BANGER! This chick lived to 100, and had no scandals? No craziness? Sure - 4 husbands - but she didn't cheat on one? COME ON.

David Soul

1

David Soul · 80

August 28th, 1943 - January 4th, 2024


Sometimes the obit just writes itself, doesn't it?

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Phailure.

(d) November 8th, 2012