For the 25th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.

If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.

If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.

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Jim Bouton

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Jim Bouton · 80

March 8th, 1939 - July 10th, 2019


He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

Ross Perot

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Ross Perot · 89

June 27th, 1930 - July 9th, 2019


Remember when we all thought he was too crazy to run for President? Boy - those were the days, huh?

Rip Torn

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Rip Torn · 88

February 6th, 1931 - July 9th, 2019


Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Arte Johnson

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Arte Johnson · 90

January 20th, 1929 - July 3rd, 2019


A distinguished acting career, and he'll be bets remember for playing both a Nazi soldier and a horny old man who hit on Ruth Buzzi. Congrats, Arte.

Lee Iacocca

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Lee Iacocca · 94

October 15th, 1924 - July 2nd, 2019


A legend in the automotive industry. Ugly as a mud fence, but a legend.

Judith Krantz

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Judith Krantz · 91

January 9th, 1928 - June 22nd, 2019


Til we meet again indeed.

Gloria Vanderbilt

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Gloria Vanderbilt · 95

February 20th, 1924 - June 17th, 2019


The only "Crime of the Century" is how this self-absorbed socialite got famous in the first place.

Franco Zeffirelli

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Franco Zeffirelli · 96

February 12th, 1923 - June 15th, 2019


Roger Ebert once said "I believe Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet is the most exciting film of Shakespeare ever made" Well, jeez. There you go then.

Bart Starr

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Bart Starr · 85

January 9th, 1934 - May 26th, 2019


All packed up.

Claus von Bulow

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Claus von Bulow · 92

August 11th, 1926 - May 25th, 2019


Now we'll never know what happened with Sunny. GREAT.

Herman Wouk

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Herman Wouk · 103

May 27th, 1915 - May 18th, 2019


They called him"The Jackie Robinson Of Jewish-American Fiction". We have no idea what that means but assume it is something awesome.

I.M. Pei

20

I.M. Pei · 102

April 26th, 1917 - May 16th, 2019


Not anymore you're not.

Tim Conway

19

Tim Conway · 85

December 13th, 1933 - May 14th, 2019


What's a Tim Conway?
Significantly less these days.

Doris Day

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Doris Day · 97

April 3rd, 1922 - May 13th, 2019


Day turns to night.

Peter Mayhew

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Peter Mayhew · 74

May 19th, 1944 - April 30th, 2019


Chewed up.

Le Duc Anh

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Le Duc Anh · 98

December 1st, 1920 - April 22nd, 2019


Loosely translated, his name means "He who is the leader of those who would follow, and will rule over the will of the people, and also looks like a Duck."

Charles Van Doren

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Charles Van Doren · 93

February 12th, 1926 - April 9th, 2019


For 11 points: who cheated like a punk on game shows in the 50s while disgracing his family name?

Dick Dale

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Dick Dale · 81

May 4th, 1937 - March 16th, 2019


Surf's down.

Luke Perry

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Luke Perry · 52

October 11th, 1966 - March 4th, 2019


New zip code for Luke.

Katherine Helmond

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Katherine Helmond · 89

July 5th, 1929 - February 23rd, 2019


Who's the moss?

Peter Tork

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Peter Tork · 77

February 13th, 1942 - February 21st, 2019


Bass player for a fake band. This is one of those days for us.

Stanley Donen

10

Stanley Donen · 94

April 13th, 1924 - February 21st, 2019


Singin' in the ground.

Karl Lagerfeld

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Karl Lagerfeld · 85

September 10th, 1933 - February 19th, 2019


Fashionably late.

Lyndon LaRouche

8

Lyndon LaRouche · 96

September 8th, 1922 - February 12th, 2019


He ran for President 8 times. He was the FIRST proof than any crazy nutbag can run for President.

Jan-Michael Vincent

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Jan-Michael Vincent · 74

July 15th, 1944 - February 10th, 2019


Two first names, like 10 drunk driving convictions, a secret prosthetic leg, AND they waited a MONTH to point out that he was dead. What was the DEAL with this guy?

John Dingell

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John Dingell · 92

July 8th, 1926 - February 7th, 2019


Dingell buried.

Albert Finney

5

Albert Finney · 82

May 9th, 1936 - February 7th, 2019


Deady Warbucks

Kaye Ballard

4

Kaye Ballard · 93

November 20th, 1925 - January 21st, 2019


Her big catchphrase was "Good luck with your MOUTH!" - so, umm, yeah.

Carol Channing

3

Carol Channing · 97

January 31st, 1921 - January 15th, 2019


Goodbye, Dolly.

Mel Stottlemyre

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Mel Stottlemyre · 77

November 13th, 1941 - January 13th, 2019


There’s simply nothing funny about a well-respected pitching coach.

Bob Einstein

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Bob Einstein · 76

November 10th, 1942 - January 2nd, 2019


And for our first stiff of the year - a fake stuntman. AWESOME.

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Epstein from school. He's dead.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

(d) January 26th, 2012