The Stiffs for 2022
For the 28th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.
If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.
If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.
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Naomi Judd · 76January 11th, 1946 - April 30th, 2022
Nominated to the Country Music Hall of Fame the day AFTER she died. That's a new one. It's usually that kind of thing that ends up being the kiss of death.
8
Orrin Hatch · 88March 22nd, 1934 - April 23rd, 2022
Chair North.
A Rich Thorn.
Arron Hitch.
Sometimes when we can't think of a good obit for someone, we just come up with anagrams of the person's name.
Rat Rhonchi.
Ah, Rich Tron.
Now is one of those times.
A Rich Thorn.
Arron Hitch.
Sometimes when we can't think of a good obit for someone, we just come up with anagrams of the person's name.
Rat Rhonchi.
Ah, Rich Tron.
Now is one of those times.
7
Gilbert Gottfried · 67February 28th, 1955 - April 12th, 2022
Aside from having a REALLY annoying voice, he was...well....let us get back to you.
5
Madeleine Albright · 84May 15th, 1937 - March 23rd, 2022
First female Secretary of State, spoke 8 languages, and - we're not kidding here - could leg press 400 pounds. Also - dead.
3
Meat Loaf · 74September 27th, 1947 - January 20th, 2022
His name was Robert Pauls...wait. His name was MARVIN?
2
Bob Saget · 65May 17th, 1956 - January 9th, 2022
He went from Full House to raunchy stand up comedy. That is how you spell HERO.
