Gerald Ford has been played on 738 lists, including 287 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.MA01: It's Just a GameUSER01375640
2.Barbie SpreadumDePressED538
3.koolkat - 4th time is the charm PatsyHello it's me534
4.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED534
5.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED534
6.DePressED9DePressED532
7.Death Soup: Death Watch BeatlesMJ and Friends529
8.I Can't Win If You Dont Die 1USER01728521
9.MA03: Pardon Me?USER01375433
10.MA02: Hope my alternate comes into playUSER01375432
11.DGD - Too Ill To Attend ReduxDGD429
12.JMC Hearse 2JUSER00997428
13.Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead ManMJ and Friends426
14.DePressED2DePressED425
15.MA04: Thank you Brooke for making it to 2006USER01375424
16.What a Pretty BoxUSER00750423
17.Louie Louie #2USER02320422
18.Rigamortis or BustUSER02285421
19.CopyBird NevermoreUSER01089420
20.Paulapoo--Working Towards the DeadLinepaulapoo420
21.DocS - The Two RonniesUSER01560419
22.Paul's PyreUSER02347419
23.Cancerous AllStarsUSER02305417
24.Unmistakably LouUSER02320417
25.NO SHAME NO SHAME 3USER00809415
26.Sailor Goon 2006USER01797414
27.SeaPepto - Gettin' My Kicks in 2006SeaPepto327
28.JMD - Pass the Coffin on the Left Hand SideMr Wonderful324
29.Justin Hale 12USER01531324
30.Death Soup: Gross UrningsMJ and Friends322
31.I Can't Win If You Don't Die 2USER01728321
32.Death-Welcome To The JungleJayRockers!320
33.Research? What research?Rhody Trash320
34.DGD - Everybody's LeftoversDGD319
35.Joan Crawford's Eyebrow PencilUSER02224319
36.Gil's Only ChanceUSER01726318
37.SipilaUSER01842318
38.Tsuga - Dragging a Dead PriestTsuga318
39.ImJefAndYorNotUSER00382317
40.Mary Tyler Morgue List #2Mary Tyler Morgue317
41.Pam Anderson's red swimsuitJerri Blank317
42.JoeRam2JoeRam316
43.95 Plus ClubJohnRandy315
44.Cankuhn's GooniesUSER01089315
45.Louie Louie #1USER02320315
46.The Morgue The MerrierUSER00032315
47.jnik1USER00353314
48.This is how rumors get startedUSER02248314
49.Cartman- 06 Feet UnderUSER01013313
50.KLB-ADHUSER02200313
51.RE: It's All my VaultUSER01551313
52.Hurry up and die, already!hurryupndiealready312
53.I Can't Win If You Don't Die 3USER01728312
54.Lobster PussyUSER02254312
55.scjonespowersisme312
56.Femme Fatale-Cold LeftoversUSER01205311
57.oops1USER00353310
58.PB: Old Men 2USER02255310
59.Sleeps with the FishesTrout39
60.Dead is the RoseRhody Trash219
61.Ghoul Girl Ghoul Girl219
62.Spinzo: Banging My Head Against a WallUSER02138219
63.Spinzo: I've Got An In With the Big GuyUSER02138219
64.You're gonna miss my livingRhody Trash219
65.Dead or CanadianRadler218
66.Last Gasp '06Scott in Philly218
67.All Stiffed in Phoenix and nowhere to go 3USER02204217
68.Charlie Don' SurfCharlie Dont Surf217
69.Have you buried a Ford... lately?Starwanderer217
70.JoeRam3JoeRam217
71.Jon 1Jon00060217
72.Last Gasp for First LadiesExit Stage Four217
73.NVN: On guitar Mr. Joe fuckin PerryNo Viagra Needed217
74.Suck Me BeautifulUSER01275217
75.Weasels WannabesUSER02350216
76.A ListJaneguy215
77.Bye Bye BirdyUSER00872215
78.Doc--Fuck ChevyDoc & DJ215
79.guess who died 1USER02329215
80.Lethal Ianjection, football versionUSER02242215
81.Lord, Don't Let Me Die In Italy!USER01690215
82.Max Payne 31USER02311215
83.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed215
84.Please Die I need Beer MoneyUSER01894215
85.Suit in a BagPezintree215
86.Toes Up #8USER02025215
87.BairBones2BairBones214
88.Fettucine al DeadoMarkMx214
89.Jon 2Jon00060214
90.Julie (That Bitch)USER00208214
91.Roger Gowiththrottleup 1Roger Gowiththrottleup214
92.SirDrexl's StiffsSirDrexl214
93.yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye214
94.!! Albrecht Says Die Already 2Albrecht213
95.ALT - Worm DelightAngel of Death213
96.Bring it on AgainDeath Bastard213
97.Charlie Don't Surf - MOW!Charlie Dont Surf213
98.Chicken at Tresky'sChicken at Tresky's213
99.Chitty Chitty Death BangUSER02328213
100.Death comes a knockin'Mr Happy213
101.Die Please & Thank You!USER02228213
102.Dr. Steve epsilonDr. Steve213
103.Jon 3Jon00060213
104.Katy Sucks At ThisUSER00881213
105.Marked For TermiNeytionTermiNeyTor213
106.SLGUY1USER01952213
107.The Game of LifeUSER02045213
108.Wednesday #1Wednesday213
109.DXRob IIUSER01543212
110.Martha PearlDiane212
111.Max Payne 34USER02311212
112.Nonagenarians in PerilTitanPilot583212
113.STOP BREATHINGUSER00947212
114.CS - Stay Of Executionquoth-the-raving211
115.Doc--Numbers GameDoc & DJ211
116.Foolish Mortal I- the best of the bestUSER01909211
117.HAS BEENS LIST 2USER02076211
118.JT02: Last Year's Top Ten SurvivorsTripper211
119.PB: Still Waiting to DieUSER02255211
120.RE: 2006 Feet UnderUSER01551211
121.Return of the ShadowThe game changer211
122.The Devil From GermanyUSER02280211
123.yeah yeah buh bye 2yeah yeah buh bye211
124.yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh bye211
125.&&000002210
126.5 Old, 5 SickBibsPal210
127.BIG2McMurdoMan210
128.JMC Hearse 3MUSER00997210
129.NO SHAME NO SHAME 2USER00809210
130.rogalinski2rogalinski210
131.The Boz needs $2006USER01894210
132.BREAK dancing on WOHLERT'S GRAVEonefunsob29
133.Grave Robber:The ListUSER0217129
134.His Ten FuneralsJerrytopdown29
135.Max Payne 32USER0231129
136.McMurdo_MayhemMcMurdoMan29
137.WOTS the fuck?USER0233729
138.www.minijigs.comUSER0231429
139.Body CarUSER0176328
140.Ed CrankshaftUSER0219128
141.Foolish Mortals III- time for your dirt napUSER0190928
142.zweekyzweeky28
143.Knockin on Heaven's Door 2USER0183027
144.TEAM OBE 2USER0090927
145.CROSSING OVERUSER0214726
146.Goddammit2goddammit26
147.Is George Best Dead Yet?USER0211826
148.Misdirected AngerPozzo26
149.shed this mortal coilUSER0223125
150.BuckBuck24
151.DGD - Second Tier DecrepitnessDGD24
152.Cadillacj3CadillacJ110
153.deadfromthewaistdown...USER01515110
154.Death-Rock You Like A HurricaneJayRockers!110
155.Denny Deathme first110
156.DXRob IIIUSER01543110
157.Eye GoozeUSER01929110
158.GloucesterFishermanUSER02338110
159.Gym Jones 2USER00308110
160.Krzyz Year TwoDoubled484110
161.MOOKIE 1USER01611110
162.Murder and Mayhem OneDoubled484110
163.OUR LIST IS ON THE ROOFUSER02269110
164.Sonny Bloch AvengersUSER00506110
165.State CriminalsUSER01595110
166.The Boz needs Beer MoneyUSER01894110
167.TOES UP #7USER02025110
168.Well I can't use The Pope as my #1 pick anymoreBJCx78110
169.Achoo! Achoo! We all fall downUSER0122019
170.Baxley - New BloodBaxley19
171.Dead People Server 2USER0038019
172.Dursty's Dead Picks for DurstyUSER0233619
173.i just saw him alivelindbergh19
174.JT06: Everybody Dies RaymondTripper19
175.koolkat - Old people must die to winHello it's me19
176.MOOKIE 2USER0161119
177.the cheat is deadUSER0224019
178.all gomers die of somethinglindbergh18
179.ashes2ashesUSER0213018
180.Bastille: piss on a sparkplugUSER0022018
181.Death Becomes Us 06Rat Bastard18
182.JT04: A Time for DyingTripper18
183.Reap 'Em & Weep #1USER0055718
184.Ring around the rosiesUSER0122018
185.Yesterday's CheesePozzo18
186.Brimstone AftershavePozzo17
187.Cadillacj1CadillacJ17
188.DEATH ROWPeople Meat17
189.Excuse Me For Coffin 3EMFCoffin17
190.I NEED THE MONEY SO DIE!Lpb17
191.Mangled Baby DucksUSER0111017
192.Rev. Phineas PhageUSER0219117
193.A Grateful DeadheadJudysomething16
194.Bring Out Yer DeadUSER0227316
195.Dead BedwettersUSER0193716
196.Death Rattleanarchess16
197.Die Lady DieTitanPilot58316
198.Doc--Played This Exact List in 05 (Die Already)Doc & DJ16
199.Dursty's Dead PicksUSER0233616
200.Farm Buyers of America 2USER0062116
201.Her Ten FuneralsJerrytopdown16
202.Here Kitty Kitty 1USER0126416
203.jnik2USER0035316
204.jnik3USER0035316
205.oops2USER0035316
206.oops3USER0035316
207.Our Ten FuneralsJerrytopdown16
208.TEAM OBE 3USER0090916
209.JODAMODAMAN 2PolKat15
210.Rastafarien Mormons from DubaiRastafarian Mormon15
211.Team Formalinanarchess15
212.TROLL 3Death Troll15
213.Davy Jones' Funeral Kiltcerista14
214.DEL'S DEAD CATSUSER0122614
215.Delta TangoOldDocMcCoy14
216.Hurry up and die, already, part II!hurryupndiealready14
217.Loki 3Loki14
218.Thought they were already gone: JMSSwine14
219.A Century-Old Cooter Croaker 2tom690413
220.All Stiffed in Phoenix and nowhere to go 2USER0220413
221.Bloody Mary #1USER0180413
222.Dead Zone 2USER0192913
223.Marco's List 3Mark13
224.Midnight MishBuck13
225.NAN USER0069313
226.PUSHING UP DAISIESUSER0214713
227.www.inwebsite.comUSER0231413
228.Bwanna Been Boned in da BungholeUSER0122312
229.Foolish MOrtals IV- die you rotten bastardsUSER0190912
230.Woody DeadpeckerWoody12
231.Butkus #3USER0214411
232.Dursty's Dead Picks Liz and DurstyUSER0233611
233.Farm Buyers of America 3USER0062111
234.goddammit1goddammit11
235.Here Kitty Kitty 3USER0126411
236.Larry Bic is HungryUSER0184211
237.mjp1958USER0226311
238.Pocket full of posiesUSER0122011
239.Stampguy19USER0230011
240.Team Formalin 2anarchess11
241.A Wretched Hive of Scum and VillianyUSER0229500
242.AA88USER0234800
243.As If It Were Your Last #1Minnesota Neil00
244.B & M Buck00
245.Countywide Dead MenUSER0234600
246.Dagny's CadaversUSER0159900
247.deadforsureUSER0226400
248.Death By Pinocle 2oregontrail00
249.DEATHBITCHPIANOGIRL00
250.DEATHBITCH RIDES AGAINPIANOGIRL00
251.DEATHBITCH UNBRIDLEDPIANOGIRL00
252.Die 4 Me Willya 2006Chickeyd00
253.ethnic cleansinghop196200
254.Femme Fatale-Voted Off the IslandUSER0120500
255.Friends and family 1DeathWish00
256.friends and family 3DeathWish00
257.FUTURE DEAD PEOPLE 1Dandy Dan00
258.FUTURE DEAD PEOPLE 2Dandy Dan00
259.FUTURE DEAD PEOPLE 3Dandy Dan00
260.Goddammit3goddammit00
261.hocks house of painhop196200
262.I Told You SoDigger O Dell 1000
263.I've Seen Them NakedBig Bald Jon00
264.Ivy Cliff Memorial 3hodag2137800
265.Ivy Cliff Memorial 5hodag2137800
266.JMD - Filibuster of LifeMr Wonderful00
267.KimE - Corpses Wanted 06calvey00
268.Maloyo2ndchanceMaloyo231700
269.Max Payne 33USER0231100
270.My Dead Pool List 3Larry00
271.NJ DeadlinesJackalope_Ghost00
272.Okay If They Stick Aroundhumanmeal00
273.Pea's Permanent SleepersUSER0034800
274.poor kittylindbergh00
275.RodneyHolimansListUSER0232500
276.Show Me The MummyThe game changer00
277.Some People will NEVER Die!USER0222300
278.The Scum Who Ruined Your DaughterFrankie Pentangeli00
279.they are all old or sickUSER0120600
280.Time To Die In 2006Larry444400
281.TROLL 1Death Troll00
282.Tsunami WarningUSER0178700
283.VivaJeremyUSER0028100
284.VivaMarilynUSER0028100
285.WhayneUSER0259300
286.Whayne2USER0259300
287.Whayne3USER0259300
 

 

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Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'

(d) June 29th, 2002