Paul's Pyre

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This list was submitted by USER02347 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:19 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Oriana Fallaci September 15th, 200677
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
5Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
4Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Patsy Ramsey June 24th, 200649
1John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
24 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998