This list was submitted by Loki on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 1:47 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
7 | Jerry Herman | December 26th, 2019 | 88 |
6 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
5 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
4 | Lou Rawls | January 6th, 2006 | 72 |
3 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
2 | Edmund Hillary | January 11th, 2008 | 88 |
1 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
5 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003