Spinzo: I've Got An In With the Big Guy — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER02138 on Friday, December 30th, 2005 at 5:10 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Don Knotts	February 24th, 2006	81
9	Lou Rawls	January 6th, 2006	72
8	Red Auerbach	October 28th, 2006	89
7	Harold Pinter	December 24th, 2008	78
6	Charlton Heston	April 5th, 2008	84
5	Al Molinaro	October 29th, 2015	96
4	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
3	Karl Malden	July 1st, 2009	97
2	Gerald Ford	December 26th, 2006	93
1	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
29 points		4 hits

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013