koolkat - Old people must die to win

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This list was submitted by Hello it's me on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 1:28 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
9Joe Barbera December 18th, 200695
8Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
7Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
4Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
1Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002