This list was submitted by USER02204 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 7:20 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|9||Gerald Ford||December 26th, 2006||93|
|8||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|7||Don Knotts||February 24th, 2006||81|
|6||Dolores Hope||September 19th, 2011||102|
|5||Dino de Laurentiis||November 11th, 2010||91|
|4||Shelley Winters||January 14th, 2006||85|
|3||Roy Scheider||February 10th, 2008||75|
|2||Andy Rooney||November 5th, 2011||92|
|30 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003