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This list was submitted by USER02204 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 7:20 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
9Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
8Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
7Don Knotts February 24th, 200681
6Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
5Dino de LaurentiisNovember 11th, 201091
4Shelley Winters January 14th, 200685
3Roy ScheiderFebruary 10th, 200875
2Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
1Kirk DouglasAlive102
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003