JT04: A Time for Dying

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This list was submitted by Tripper on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 5:39 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
9Bum PhillipsOctober 18th, 201390
8Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
7Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Yoko OnoAlive93
3James Earl JonesSeptember 9th, 202493
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002