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This list was submitted by anarchess on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 1:23 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
9Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
8Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
7Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
6Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
5Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
4Milton Friedman November 16th, 200694
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
1Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998