This list was submitted by BairBones on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 8:18 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 9 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 8 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
| 5 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 4 | Roy Scheider | February 10th, 2008 | 75 |
| 3 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 2 | Ernest Gallo | March 6th, 2007 | 97 |
| 1 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
| 19 points | 3 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014