FUTURE DEAD PEOPLE 1 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Dandy Dan on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 12:09 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Gerald Ford	December 26th, 2006	93
9	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
8	Pope Benedict XVI	December 31st, 2022	95
7	Red Auerbach	October 28th, 2006	89
6	Osama bin Laden	May 2nd, 2011	54
5	George W. Bush	Alive	?
4	Charlton Heston	April 5th, 2008	84
3	Ron Santo	December 3rd, 2010	70
2	Dick Vitale	Alive	?
1	Mario Lemieux	Alive	?
17 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002