This list was submitted by MarkMx on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 2:03 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
9 | Lou Rawls | January 6th, 2006 | 72 |
8 | Don Ho | April 14th, 2007 | 76 |
7 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
6 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
5 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
2 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
1 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
16 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021