This list was submitted by Dandy Dan on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 12:09 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ron Jeremy | Alive | 72 |
| 9 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 8 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 7 | Jeff Gordon | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Joe Paterno | January 22nd, 2012 | 85 |
| 5 | John Madden | December 28th, 2021 | 85 |
| 4 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 3 | King Charles III | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 1 | Scott Weiland | December 3rd, 2015 | 48 |
| 10 points | 2 hits |
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?
(d) May 29th, 2010