He had an amazing coaching career, announced on every major network, was the voice of the Madden video games, and all he can hear in our heads is "Tough Actin' Tinactin".

Name
John Madden
Birthday
April 10, 1936
Age
85
Died on
Tuesday, December 28th, 2021
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, August 4th, 1998
John Madden
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999