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This list was submitted by Buck on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Shelley Winters January 14th, 200685
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
4Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
3Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
2Tammy MessnerJuly 20th, 200765
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999