This list was submitted by Buck on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 5:59 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Shelley Winters | January 14th, 2006 | 85 |
9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
8 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
5 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
3 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
2 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
1 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
18 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999