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This list was submitted by thephillyguy on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 11:44 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
7Dan FogelbergDecember 16th, 200756
6Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
3Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
2Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
1Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999