This list was submitted by thephillyguy on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 11:44 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
9 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
8 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
7 | Dan Fogelberg | December 16th, 2007 | 56 |
6 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
4 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
3 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
2 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
1 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
4 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999