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This list was submitted by USER01611 on Monday, December 26th, 2005 at 4:51 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Byron Nelson September 26th, 200694
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7Don HoApril 14th, 200776
6Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
5Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
4Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
3Dan FogelbergDecember 16th, 200756
2Buck O'Neil October 6th, 200694
1Les PaulAugust 13th, 200994
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999