Van Cliburn has been played on 383 lists, including 277 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.DePressED07DePressED746
2.Plowing The Deep 3hop1962745
3.Birdman 18Bird744
4.Fossil Farmhop1962743
5.Ya Ever Have Your Ivories Tickled?Ghost of Stiffs Past743
6.Birdman - AK47Bird742
7.Birdman - he's a senator and can't spell BirdBird742
8.Birdman - The Johnny Dare Morning ShowBird742
9.Birdman 15Bird742
10.DGD - Dole-ing out DeathDGD741
11.Hugo and HosniSilentcalvin741
12.Birdman - I have nothingBird740
13.Birdman - You can't spell Eydie without DIEBird740
14.Not Gonna Do It. Wouldn't Be Prudent.Ghost of Stiffs Past740
15.Birdman - She gives me WoodwardBird738
16.From Stage Robber to Grave RobberEradicator738
17.PresidentialJohnHinesJr735
18.There Is No Such Thing as Part FreedomGhost of Stiffs Past733
19.Hold On Tight We'll Muddle Through One Day At A Time 2RottenToast645
20.DGD - Read My Lips - No More LivingDGD643
21.If 2013 Is a Centenarian Cavalcade, Then Look OutGhost of Stiffs Past643
22.When Your Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED643
23.Cause of Death Was Mercury PoisoningGhost of Stiffs Past642
24.ZoomMasterDePressED642
25.Birdman 10Bird641
26.Birdman 11Bird641
27.Cartman- Tickling GraniteCARTMAN641
28.Birdman - Congrats to Ghosts of Stiffs Past!Bird640
29.Birdman - Dole PineappleBird640
30.Birdman - Rise!Bird640
31.Cartman- Jack Klugman Ruined XmasCARTMAN640
32.Ghost's Best Chance for an Improbable RepeatGhost of Stiffs Past640
33.Hold On Tight, We'll Muddle Through, One Death at a TimeGhost of Stiffs Past640
34.Lord Help the Mister Who Comes Between Me and My SisterGhost of Stiffs Past640
35.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED640
36.Birdman - Mandatory Helmut LawBird639
37.Birdman - the last oneBird639
38.Birdman 1Bird639
39.Birdman 2Bird639
40.Birdman 5Bird639
41.Birdman - a free lesson for Doc and DJBird638
42.Birdman 12Bird638
43.Birdman 19Bird638
44.For Spacious Skies: M.'s Uncommon JourneyGhost of Stiffs Past638
45.Adieu, Run, Run, Run, Adieu Run RunGhost of Stiffs Past637
46.Birdman - Big Al'sBird637
47.Birdman - Everyone has a PriceBird637
48.Birdman - Fontaine of youthBird637
49.Birdman - One Corpse at a Time.Bird637
50.Fate Worse Than Death IISanta Fe Syndicate637
51.There Is No LeadDePressED637
52.TJS: First TryTJS637
53.Birdman - Ebert give Annette two thumbs downBird636
54.Birdman - I hate CampingBird636
55.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: HellfireFTG636
56.Cash From Cancer: Van Cliburn, Van Halen, whateverCash From Cancer635
57.DNR/DNI 3Nurseboy635
58.Doc & DJ-- He Does Watercolors...Mostly Landscapes, but a Few Nudes.Doc & DJ635
59.Death Soup: One Corpse at a TimeMJ and Friends632
60.It's Time to Put the LATE Back Into Late Briton!Ghost of Stiffs Past631
61.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED630
62.Deader Than Mike Vick's CareerAndyD630
63.In Eighth Grade They Called Her Kitty No TittyGhost of Stiffs Past630
64.The Van Goes Down By The Riverlucky punk630
65.Heywood Jablome XUSER00119629
66.The Grass May Be Singing, but Underneath It's Deathly QuietGhost of Stiffs Past627
67.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED539
68.Birdman 6Bird538
69.DePressED01DePressED538
70.DGD - Zsa Zsa RigorDGD538
71.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTG538
72.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The PlunderersFTG538
73.How My Doin'? Not Too Well, Your HonorGhost of Stiffs Past538
74.If It Truly Was Pancreatic, Then I Didn't Play Hosni EnoughGhost of Stiffs Past538
75.Birdman - I will be DePressED if this doesn't winBird537
76.Birdman 17Bird537
77.Birdman 7Bird537
78.Birdman 8Bird537
79.Castro-oilBird537
80.Feeling rather poorly 1RJD537
81.Oh Mickey you're so fineBird537
82.Star DustStar Dust537
83.The elixer of eternal lifeBird537
84.And Then There Were NoneDePressED536
85.Birdman - all I am asking for is ONE write-in!Bird536
86.Birdman - Dear Pope, why wont Zsa Zsa die?Bird536
87.Birdman - One Billy Graham has to goBird536
88.Birdman - WIth a patrick on macneeBird536
89.DePressED11DePressED536
90.DGD - One Death At A TimeDGD536
91.Frankie2DePressED536
92.Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressED536
93.Here Kitty Kitty KittyBird536
94.Psychicdeath 3PsychicDeath536
95.Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressED536
96.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED536
97.Birdman - Da Do Run RunBird535
98.Birdman - DePressED has never seen the sunBird535
99.Birdman 4Bird535
100.Cartman- Fifty Shades of Grey PallorCARTMAN535
101.DePressED12DePressED535
102.DGD - Dead Jeebus LoversDGD535
103.DNR/DNI 4Nurseboy535
104.Doc & DJ Memorial list sans Travis BarkerBird535
105.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTG535
106.Star Dust - Bonnie Franklin & Her FlowerbedStar Dust535
107.Superstar's Got A ColdDolby, Clancy, Giap535
108.The SickCharon's Obol535
109.Venus LovemotionDePressED535
110.Birdman 13Bird534
111.Birdman 14Bird534
112.Cash from Cancer: Going to a Pardee at the County MorgueCash From Cancer534
113.Cash from Cancer: One Stiff at a TimeCash From Cancer534
114.Cash from Cancer: Pancreatic Cancer carries a PriceCash From Cancer534
115.DePressED09DePressED534
116.Doc & DJ--Three-Bagging with Some UggosDoc & DJ534
117.Dwyer's Dirt NappersJim534
118.Johnny Carson Gets Another Chance To Pet Zsa Zsa's PussyRottenToast534
119.the one with lindsay.....27 club?bjaskols534
120.Van Quishedlucky punk534
121.DePressED03DePressED533
122.DePressED06DePressED533
123.DePressED08DePressED533
124.DGD - The Dead, The Bad and the UglyDGD533
125.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED533
126.Zsa Zsa's a BoreSilentcalvin533
127.Cash from Cancer: you say Pardee, we say Die!Cash From Cancer532
128.could be, might be....your outta here 2bjaskols532
129.DePressED02DePressED531
130.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ531
131.EMFC: The Casket Price is RightEMFCoffin531
132.EradicatorEradicator531
133.High Time for a Par-Dee at Stiffs-ComGhost of Stiffs Past531
134.Hold On Tight We'll Muddle Through One Day At A Time 1RottenToast531
135.Mourning GloryUSER00506531
136.Doc & DJ--Joe DiMaggio Memorial ListDoc & DJ530
137.Feasting Maggots 6Feasting Maggots530
138.Williams Bay MorticiansJerry's Kids530
139.yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh bye530
140.Checking it twice 3RJD529
141.Death March 21BCeltics529
142.EMFC: The Dead Presidents add a new memberEMFCoffin529
143.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FootstepsFTG529
144.Pookie's Stiffs #2Pookie's Stiffs529
145.Something to do with Corpses 3Shams529
146.yeah yeah buh bye 5yeah yeah buh bye529
147.Bud Dwyer's BrainsBud Dwyer's Brains528
148.DePressED05DePressED528
149.Ethnic Cleansing 2hop1962528
150.Feeling rather poorly 2RJD528
151.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG528
152.Feel the Burnlucky punk527
153.PennyVan Death RayGlamdring527
154.A-to-the-KJohnHinesJr526
155.Hosni's Penny Death VanGlamdring526
156.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Gunsmoke in TucsonFTG525
157.G Listseaiowe525
158.Heywood Jablome XIUSER00119525
159.ReaperMadness #2ReaperMadness524
160.Professor Irwins Death PennyGlamdring522
161.Checking it twice 1RJD519
162.Some Basketball, Some Football, Some BaseballGhost of Stiffs Past518
163.DGD - Dead Commie PinkosDGD434
164.DGD - Hugo Six Feet UnderDGD434
165.Frankie1DePressED434
166.Many More Than One Hundred Years of Solitude NowGhost of Stiffs Past434
167.Star Dust - Van Cliburn's DiminuendoStar Dust434
168.Change You Can Bereave In!Chicago Jake433
169.Daisy A Day DearDePressED433
170.DePressED04DePressED433
171.Hugo as I Go as They Go as We GoGhost of Stiffs Past433
172.Birdman - Ariel ViewBird432
173.Birdman - I'll be glas when i dont have to type Z S ABird432
174.Birdman - maybe THIS is Abe's yearBird432
175.Birdman - Moore is lessBird432
176.Birdman - My fingers are tiredBird432
177.Birdman - The Winds of CorpseBird432
178.Birdman 3Bird432
179.Birdman 9Bird432
180.DGD - I've survived at least 5 'End-of-the-world' eventsDGD432
181.Feeling rather poorly 3RJD432
182.Hug Van Vin Raylucky punk432
183.Death Soup: Most Played Name in Game History?MJ and Friends431
184.DGD - No Big Country for Old MenDGD431
185.Frankie3DePressED431
186.Itoman Death Squad1BCeltics431
187.Psychicdeath 1PsychicDeath431
188.Star Dust - Nelson Meets the Other SideStar Dust431
189.yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye431
190.Cash from Cancer: Zsa Zsa Gabor goes to meet G.G. AllinCash From Cancer430
191.Doc & DJ--Just When We Thought We Were Out...They Pull Us Back InDoc & DJ430
192.Doc & DJ--I'm Thirty-Five. I've Had Four Root Canals.Doc & DJ430
193.Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ430
194.Doc & DJ--Our August 2011 Jr. Sweep Won Us $80Doc & DJ430
195.Doc & DJ--She's 27 Now, but I'm Still Fucking Her and My Research Is Shit Because of ItDoc & DJ430
196.Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots430
197.Jenny Was SweetDePressED430
198.MJ LivesMJ Lives430
199.Pardee in the HouseSilentcalvin430
200.Psychicdeath 2PsychicDeath430
201.yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh bye430
202.EMFC: Hate to Say it Yogi, It's OverEMFCoffin429
203.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG429
204.Ten Past MidnightMr. Redrum429
205.When Is a Van a Hearse?lucky punk429
206.yeah yeah buh bye 2yeah yeah buh bye429
207.Canaries in a CoalmineCanaries in a coalmine428
208.Doc & DJ--So, You Came Back to Die with Your CityDoc & DJ428
209.Tsuga - Dirt In the GroundTsuga428
210.Bag Of BonesMr. Redrum427
211.Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous MotherfuckersDoc & DJ427
212.Doc & DJ--Ben Gazzara Will Haunt Us for YearsDoc & DJ427
213.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: CounterplotFTG427
214.DNR/DNI 1Nurseboy426
215.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots426
216.FOOTBALL FANThe rebel.426
217.MBalmed3MBalmed426
218.Charlie Don't Surf with Lily ThaiCharlie Dont Surf425
219.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Vanishing AmericanFTG425
220.Read My Lips: No New BreathingGhost of Stiffs Past425
221.The Good Die Young IIITimur425
222.Tsuga - Die EngelTsuga425
223.Danse MacabreMr. Redrum424
224.Graveyard ShiftMr. Redrum424
225.The President's Piano GunJohnHinesJr424
226.Are We Dead Yet?Eat sh!t and die!423
227.Dwyer's Corpse CountersJim423
228.Feasting Maggots 9Feasting Maggots421
229.Push Push In The Bushlucky punk421
230.Tommytsled-I'm Shipping Up To PawtucketTomtsled421
231.Victory or Death! Both, Really...Shams421
232.Something to do with Corpses 4Shams420
233.Williams Bay Morticians 3Jerry's Kids419
234.Down the Latrine in '13Scott in Philly418
235.Plowing The Deephop1962417
236.Easy MoneyEasy Money416
237.Helter Skelter, Indeed! Now It's Worse Than ChaoticGhost of Stiffs Past410
238.Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressED327
239.Marked For TermiNeyTion 2013TermiNeyTor327
240.Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots326
241.Feasting Maggots 7Feasting Maggots325
242.MBalmedMBalmed325
243.Pookie's Stiffs #3Pookie's Stiffs324
244.Something to do with Corpses 2Shams324
245.Charlie Don't Surf with Sharon TayCharlie Dont Surf323
246.Tsuga - Saddest SongTsuga323
247.Feasting Maggots 4Feasting Maggots322
248.Feasting Maggots 5Feasting Maggots322
249.Generalisimo Francisco Franco is Still DeadGeneralisimo Francisco Fr322
250.Tommytsled-Countdown To Civil WarTomtsled322
251.yeah yeah buh bye 6yeah yeah buh bye322
252.Bo Knows DeathGeneralisimo Francisco Fr321
253.could be, might be....your outta herebjaskols321
254.Sarcophagus Sam's Silent StableSarcophagus Sam321
255.Van Punkburnlucky punk321
256.Something to do with Corpses 5Shams320
257.Tits-Up IItits-up320
258.MBalmed2MBalmed319
259.Read My Blue Lipslucky punk319
260.Something to do with Corpses 6Shams318
261.Dancing on WOHLERT'S GRAVEonefunsob317
262.Sod SquadBarker J. Wagtail317
263.Tommytsled-A Dead Owl Doesn't Give A HootTomtsled317
264.Horizontally YoursBarker J. Wagtail316
265.DePressED10DePressED314
266.Satan's Waitin'Barker J. Wagtail313
267.Death March1BCeltics311
268.Feasting Maggots 8Feasting Maggots219
269.Not Dead Yet IIITimur219
270.Cliburn and the Graham Brotherslucky punk217
271.Normtheundertaker#1Normtheundertaker217
272.Yer Not Lookin' Too GoodCheck, Please!216
273.CadillacjCadillacJ28
274.Cartman- They Outlived TwinkiesCARTMAN110
275.He say he go to buy sockslindbergh110
276.Win one for the wallet!razorben14
277.Williams Bay Morticians 2Jerry's Kids11
 

 

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